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Apparently, my best.
Category Archives: Real Life
I forgot that today was a day where I do stuff! Here’s a picture of a thing. It lives in pants. I caught it with my well honed hunting skills. I keep him in my pocket now. I think he’s … Continue reading
It’s Penguinzilla!!! ROAR!!! He’s upset because he’s in the Badlands. Every knows the only part of the Dakotas penguins like is Deadwood! Penguins are consumer whores when vacationing.
I got this note from my landlady… I’m reading this as follows: ALL RESIDENTS Hi People: You know that shit you have clogging your drain? Funny story! Our plumbing is so out of date, that random crud is actually better … Continue reading
I forgot to make a post for today, so here’s a picture of me riding a moose. And being very majestic about the ordeal, I might add.
It may be advantageous here to use the arrows at the bottom of the slideshow and flip through a bit faster…
Hey! There’s a post here now! Go me. Considering the better part of 15 minutes it took for me to make this, I’m not going to complain about the result.
I saw Bigfoot! You can’t make this shit up!