I got this note from my landlady…
I’m reading this as follows:
You know that shit you have clogging your drain? Funny story! Our plumbing is so out of date, that random crud is actually better suited to act as piping than the pieces of metal we put in those many years ago!
If any of you do clog a drain, please let us know so we can dig it out and use it to fix plumbing in some of our other buildings.
If you don’t understand basic English, try in vain to us at ###-#### (there should be a word like “contact” there, but they left it out so so will I!)
(NAME OF PERSON WHO OWNS MY BUILDING)
…I can’t wait to move.