*Special extra indulgence this week. Yay!!! Huzzah!!!*
I got home from work today, exhausted from the oppressive heat. I was excited upon my arrival in my building to see that the elevator was awaiting passengers on the first floor, so I wouldn’t have to walk up the stairs to my apartment on the 6th. I pushed the up button.
I waited around patiently. The elevator remained on the first floor without opening, but it’s a crappy elevator, this wasn’t uncommon, so I pushed the up button a few more times, and continued waiting.
Perhaps one or two minutes later, the elevator finally reached the 6th floor. I was thrilled! I would soon be in my nice, cool apartment, complete with WATER!
I quickly realized something was wrong though.
I was still on the first floor. I had never gotten in the elevator.
It’s too damn hot today.