My friends are assholes.
They won’t let me play Super Smash Bros. until I make a funny post.
They aren’t even being nice about not letting me play. They keep looking at me and smiling like ugly Cheshire cats.
I wish I had a whale friend.
That was half octopus.
That could fly.
Then my friends wouldn’t exclude me.
That doesn’t make sense.
That doesn’t make any f*cking sense.
F*ck my friends. I have a flying whale-octopus chimera!!!
I don’t NEED friends!!!
THE WORLD IS MINE TO DO WITH AS I PLEASE!!!
I’m a little sleep deprived. It’s been a long week.
I promise that when I have my Genetics degree, I won’t take over the world with a flying whale-octopus. I’ll use it for good.